About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I got her a Nickelback box set.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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