You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
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Do I have a choice?
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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