Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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