I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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