Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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