My first STD was from a foam party
I bet he comes in French.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
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