maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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