so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
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