Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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