My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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