Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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