How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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