we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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