They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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