I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
They are going to name an STD after you.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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