i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
