Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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