i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
