I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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