No period for spring break; use this wisely.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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