Whod you bang
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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