i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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