gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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