if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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