Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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