No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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