Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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