My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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