This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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