you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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