So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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