i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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