What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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