I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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