I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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