SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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