I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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