Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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