FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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