Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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