I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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