Can Purell be used as lube?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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