My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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