There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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