Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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