If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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