Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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