problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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