I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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