put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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