Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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