I wannas sexs uuuuu
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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