or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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