Can Purell be used as lube?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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