Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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